inkspilt's Diaryland Diary

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Move it

NEL'll never be monotonous with the baby around! (=

Caught Madagascar with the baby, like finally. <3

I'm giving that film FIVE popcorns! Fucking hilarious, I say, hah.

The baby's feeling utterly heinous now. I swear, I'll burn Holland V's Coffee Club, soon! ROAR.

I'll blog again tomorrow, my eyelids simply refuse to cooperate with me. Nights.

0201 - Sunday, May. 29, 2005

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The tele shit

Another reason Why I've the best gf in the world. (=

Look ma, No braces! =D

5:59 p.m. - 27.05.2005

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The television

This is what I go to school for, hmmm.

Okie, it's a Melancholic Monday, for this damsel that is. Nothing's to be completed or started, well, not quite..

I'm just too lethargic to move a nail, if you get what I mean. In other words, I'll just be a couch potato and make out with my new mate, The television. ( Miss Girlfriend's too busy with her assignment, Pffft! )

In 4 days time, I'll no longer be addressed as Brace-face Cheryl. =D And yes, the removal's impact's even greater than the upcoming cheena paper, oh well.

Xiao Bai's aghast of my sister's vehicle. Adorable, ain't it? haha.

2:54 p.m. - 23.05.2005

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Duo Yi Ge - bloody advertisment.

The fresh aroma of coffee beans;
The author's yearning for a tiny hint.

She's ,

Spinning the cover of a cookie jar;
Dreaming of her cynosural superstar.

Her,

Mind's warbling descant versions of Linkin Park's ;
Assignments are getting exorbitantly Hard.

The baby,

Will soon be chillin' out at Holland V;
's getting radically thin. )=

Conture Drawings and Refine sketchings - Things that dispirited the perrfect sunday morning.

1:52 p.m. - 22.05.2005

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marriage d amour

My hands are kinda in an inflamed state. I mean, try practicing the piano for say, 5 hours straight?

Okie, I think I'm taking classical piano lessons, again. Why the sudden reconciliation? Well, all thanks to Jia Xin that is. She was explicitly my source of motivation. (=

Girlfriend would be staying over at her pal's place tonight. Pal = Butchy, NO BIGGIE, I hope. Sheesh.

Will be catching a film tomorrow, along the girlfriend! She claims that tomorrow's cheryl's day ! Hip Hip Hooray, ya okie, whatever.

My sis has gotten her car, already. Nissan March 2, I reckon. It's pretty adequate. Size wise's pretty similar to daddy's mercs.

Okie, I'm going to catch the last 3 mins of the encore telecast of Eye For a Guy, chaos. (=

6:46 p.m. - 21.05.2005

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Dip It Low

Ok, Here's the latest gossip scoop ( I just realised it, so I consider it as the latest, okie? )

Spot the differences between the old Linday image, with the current one.

Anyway, my health hasn't been very sterling. I've been feeling a certain kind of tightness around my chest; It's causing me breathing difficulties as well. Sighs.

Mood wise, it hasn't been very appealing as well. The mammoth amount of stress I'm feeling is about to cause me a huge mental breakdown.

Even so, Life with the girlfriend's going intensely smooth. <3 =D

Alright, ye sheng le, Wo jiu xie dao zhe li wei zi. ( practicing for ying you wen, GOOD NOT!? ) lol. And no, you can't copy my ending, I forbid you too! HAH.

9:32 p.m. - 17.05.2005

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Wouldnt It Be Nice

Okie just a quick entry before I indulge myself in dormancy.

Did a puny amount of revision for Chinese; The remaining time was spent on Harry potter, Zheng Qing, a mini Conf. with the besties and lastly, missing the tiny calf.

Divgating a little, The tiny one has been working from the mid-break of dawn, till now. ( It's already 12.53 am !) )=

Even so, I'm currently feeling extremely mirthful. The silly inamorato just consumed something so toothsome, it's causing it's sugar-content to be spread onto her words.

I'm lovin' every single drop of it, however. Ok, this's definitely sucha paradox. No, I'm a paradox. Hmmmm. (=

Anyway, I'm kinda sinking into self-catastrophe, yes again. I'ld have actually bothered mugging last, last year. Why? Simple. I can't fucking tolerate the secondary 2 "nifty butches" gang ; It's definitely not an affable sight, ugh.

Nonetheless, I'm still happy, ecstatic, elated, gay ( no, not homosexually kinda gay ) yadda yadda.

Okie, I'm off to bed, toodles. =D

12:53 a.m. - 15.05.2005

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In The Club

I BELIEVE I CAN GET INTO A FUCKING JC.

NONO.

I BELIEVE I CAN GET TO SA OR VJ.

OHHH YESS I CANNN!

9:14 p.m. - 13.05.2005

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Michelle Branch - till I Get Over You

The rigorous milieu's approaching. Will you be my knight in shiny armor, then?

Nonetheless,
Celeste Loh, I love you.
Please - Don't let go.

8:48 p.m. - 12.05.2005

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Big brovaz - Baby Boy

The implanted root :
Fragile and Pristine.

Longevity's no longer the description for thy grandmum.

I fear the worst's yet to come..

6:29 p.m. - 10.05.2005

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Selena - dreaming of you

Edited: 10.56 pm

Like a dull, diminished flame;
Or perhaps, a withered rose --

The luscious romance has moved a thousand miles, further.

Back and forth -- The description of her imperishable devotedness.

I demand, nothing -- yet something's nothing.

Finally, a teary morning -- convoyed by heaven's bawlings.

The sweetest yet queerest aroma, ever.

8:24 a.m. - 08.05.2005

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Britney - Born to make you happy

Was taking a sip from a mug of orange fluid. Now, allow me to paint a novel using a thousand hundred words, or so.

Ghastly issues have been sprouting - Especially for the dearest one, aliCIA. )= Nectareous doll, everything will be fine, eventually. Ignore the moppet's juvenility. Oh yes, don't forget, there's always such thing as karma, o'rite? hugs.

Today's going to be an assiduous day for the tiny one. )= It's tough dating sucha diligent teen, oh well.

I miss battling under white sheets with the cow - Okie, an irony to what I've mentioned yesterday. Even so, such saccharine retrospect does linger somewhere in the mind and you can't prevent if it chooses to get you, unconsciously. Heh.

Okie, I'm inditing crap - pffft.

My sister took xiao bai for a spin - It's hard not to turn green upon noticing that my sister has gotten her driver's license.

OKIE, SELF-CONSOLATION TIME.

Dearest myself,

You're only 1 year and 42 days away from obtaining yours ( driving license) - no biggie. Therefore, you shouldn't get all jealous and envious.

NO NO, YOU SHOULDN'T!!!!!!!!!!

Love,
me.

UGH.

Mothers' day's tomorrow. What are you peeps getting for your mama?

Me? HAHA, NOTHING. =(

Money, money, money - NI ZAI NA LI.

11:13 a.m. - 07.05.2005

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Almost.

The reasons why I bother muggin'. (=

A toast to us - happy 7 months & 4 days, baby. (=

9:40 p.m. - 04.05.2005

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The anthem

Was reading a few callow blogs and noticed that everything was, well, falling towards the squeamish side.

Oh, not that I've something against them ( okie, perhaps some! I'm still an infant, you know. ) but their standard of language? It was THAT heinous to the extent tt it made me expectorate my cuppa coffee.

ps : I'm so tempted to post up their names! Comment if I'ld? =) ( I'm lovin' the taste of viciousness. )

Okie, digressing, Let's proceed to the topic of handling insults.

Say, The day started really splendidly ; Songs from mocking bird never sounded that luscious - UNTIL, you saw this chap who left something unpleasant on your tagboard/comment box! ( Insert sound effects please )

say, something abhorrent, like,

"WaHh SiAa, knN! YoU VeRy UgLY yOU KNoW. Like THe Pig StUCkEd iN thE mA tONgG lErH. wAh SeHh, nOT shY LaRhH!? TaKE so mANY uGlY pICtuReS oF yoUrsElf, sTIlL THeRe to PosTzxzZXx . EeEeyErRrr. "

Okie, you get my point.

And the normal basic reaction you'll get upon viewing this'll be,

"Bloody bastard, if you don't like me, Don't see my blog , lah!? "

Or Perhaps,

"At least better than you, coward. Leave your name if you dare lah!? "

But the thing that really puzzles me's that, If, the person intended to leave a nasty comment, will he even bother to expose himself? I mean, out of 10 poeple, practically 9 of them possess such an invertebrate spirit.

And even if you bother to reply them, it only means that you've acknowledged the start the ball rolling.

Such a confusion isn't it? You can't do this, yet you can't do that.

Well, don't fret, cause almightly cheryl ( hee ) has a solution that sloves, everything. =)

Be nice AND friendly!!! =D No kiddin'.

Okie, I'm really lazy to type out why and how. So, crack your own brain cells - that shld do the trick.

BYE.

8:33 a.m. - 03.05.2005

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Lonely

The ragged doll skipped a beat and fell. Amazingly, she managed to pick herself up, leaving behind a couple of shattered marbles. - Each, representing a single moment which once, dismayed her jubilant spirit.

Falling, the basic step for rising. (=

Chinese Prelim's barely 4 days away and I've 360 words to be completed. Even so, I'm only on the 55th word - no more, no less.

Tell me I won't fail, pretty please. Okie, sucha paradox to the above description, Rahh.

Had Chem practical, again. Oh, how I adore practicals, It always make my hair stand and trigger my nerves for no absolute reason. Oh, practicals, practicals - my one time sexy mama! ya right.

I've misplaced my ez-link card - 3rd time this year. =(

I need the seeds for the growth of money trees - anyone willing to spare some?

6:42 p.m. - 29.04.2005

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Lady Madonna

7:39 p.m. - 22.04.2005

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Dido - Life For Rent

Tears stained lenses - double vision, that's it.

Channel 8's dramas are getting more interesting. After all, I'm a huge fan of Fann Wong ( Okie, be disgusted lah! )

Nonetheless, Chinese oral's on this Sat. Ni, Wo, Ta, Ha, La - whatever. I'm mentally psyched that I'll most prolly get a fat zero.

Finally, a day off from school - tomorrow that is. ((= Dentist, Oh dentist, I love you to abundant bits.

Li Hua just called and told me she saw Sly - Positive comments..

My ass. =( Quite sad leh! She was like, "WAHH. I TELL YOU, THAT SLY HOR, FACE PUT ALOT OF MAKE UP LEH. MACHIAM AH GUA. THEN THE GIRLFRIEND ( Mia, for your info ) SO FAT STILL PIERCE HER BELLY. WAH LAO, SO UGLY. HE SOMEMORE HOR, SO SHORT, SHORTER THAN ME SOMEMORE. SO SKINNY ALSO ! DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LIKE HIM SO BADLY!"

BOOHOOHOO!

Ok la, I'm not that affected.

BUT STILL, QUITE DISAPPOINTING, LEH!

7:50 p.m. - 21.04.2005

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Avril Lavigne - Anything But Ordinary

I think I've sprained my right wrist - It feels kinda sore. )=

School was rather entertaining 'cept for math lesson. Miss Ong doesn't seem to forget puny saddistic details like DETENTION - why why why! In addition, her lesson was sucha humdrum, it made me drool on my vectors script.

I've been attending school, faithfully, ever since last Monday. I really wanna take a day off THAT badly. Even so, the thought of faxing a MC directly to SJC's VP's rather heinous and bloodcurdling. So, nevermind.

Anyway, can someone console this infant by preaching out to me that he/she hasn't started on his/her O level revision, pretty please?

Oh yah! I was accused by this Secondary 4A retard who practically digs her nose, 's peerless and enjoys muttering to herself, along a series of intense gestures, for cutting her queue. Rachel said that her name's Wan Yin or something similiar to that - I can't remember. However, I wasn't even in the queue for fuck. pffft!

SEE, SEE! SJC RoOocCkSs, my bloody ass.

Ok, I wanna watch Hei Ye Cai Hong that's currently airing on channel 8. (= Later.

7:01 p.m. - 19.04.2005

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Danger Zone

I reckon I'm facing consipation - want to how uncomfortable please, hah.

So nehooves, school's practically flawless today. (= Still, the cherry on the cake was topped by the sweetest girlfriend - I love you, plenty. Muahs.

My teeth's not making any progress. I needa visit my dentist soon - I dread every brace-face moment of mine. Ugh.

Kodak moments taken today - Oh how I love the sugar bunch. (=

So digressing, my mind was wholly taken up with reminiscences of past gaiety regarding the girlfriend and myself. I realised how much I've drifted from the her, after all. Somehow, I wanna relive the moment where she sent me off to the airport, for my trip to Western Europe - So bewitching along with a pinch of dismalness, Get it, huh!? Oh, Nevermind.

Okie, Desperate Housewives starting soon, toodles! ((=

9:59 p.m. - 18.04.2005

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Will Smith - Switch

Disconsolate - That's the word to describe the current mood.

No no - Definitely nothing to do with the girlfriend. =) Things are so much better between us, now.

I'm just feeling quite forlorn for bubu. I don't know if I'm allowed to announce this, but I guess, it's better to not too. (=

Dear Bubu, I hope you'll soon realise that there's always an end to everything. Hence, try swallowing this setback you're currently dealing with, alright? Fufbu's always here. (=

Okie, what's with Fufbu. haha.

I've yet to complete my art research. Grrr.

Can anyone pass me directions to where Studio Wu's located? I can't seem to figure out where's the god dang place.

So, digressing to the topic regarding my revision, mmms. Not very appealing, I'd say. I simply can't recall a single chinese zhao ju - Which's definitely not a very phat thing because my prelims are jolly less than 2 weeks from now - yes, OMFG.

Later, I've to start on my art, now!

3:16 p.m. - 17.04.2005

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Switch

School was boisterous yet rejoicing. (=

Nehooves, I've to fulfill 2 hours of detention all 'cause of the incompletion of my Math assignment.

OK, I'M VERY LAZY TO BLOG LA. Hence, SEE PICTURES, SEE PICTURES!

9:54 p.m. - 15.04.2005

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All you wanted

I wanna shut my eyes and never stop twirling.

I wanna rewind everything - yes, everything.

I wanna scream out loud along with a pop-stick.

I wanna ditch my bulimic status.

I wanna, I wanna.

I wanna do so little yet seems so much.

How?

6:31 p.m. - 12.04.2005

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hollaback girl

Edited : I've never realised that my class's that united. =) Today's so called abscond did has it advantages after all. <3

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Girlfriend commented that my rationality's no different to an infant, and that I needed to stop mastering the art of materialism.

True, very true indeed.

I've lost my strength - Definitely falling deep into lucifer's clutches.

Lately, I tend to contradict myself, alot. In which, led me to a whirlpool of turbulent confusion and heated controversy.

I need to cogitate and practice some soul-searching. But, how?

Everything seems perfect yet imperfect.
A paradox isn't it?

sigh.

8:28 p.m. - 10.04.2005

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Michelle Branch - Gdbye To You

Okie. Here's how my Friday was spent.

- Skipped SJC's annual Swimming Meet and went to meet my charming cow.
- Studied E Maths. =))
- Took a whole lot of pictures.
- Changing my blog template.

Ok, not very abounding actually.grrr.

Girlfriend has been studying ever since this morning, or so I reckon. Somehow, I wish I can get influenced by her. But whenever she's busy muggin', I'll be snorring away.

I've quite alot to say but I can't seem to remember what.

Even so, I know that my mood's pretty good today except for the fact that I'm really annoyed with my current hairstyle - I look like a bloody lion now, not very spanking please!

Oh yah, I realised that my blog's rather dull - I'm always talking about my girlfriend and my dog. )=

So, Let's digress , digress, digress!

I'm thinking of becoming either a christian or a catholic. But then again, Girlfriend said that I'll have to give up my status as a lesbian which is a big no-no for me as I'm practically glued to her.

Uh okie, I'm still talking about my girlfriend, somehow. But its not like I'm tired of it or anything. So, mmms! To hell with the I wanna digress part.

You know, this entry doesn't makes much sense. So, I shan't continue any further. byebye

-

Doesn't she makes you wanna be all aww-ishfied?

Cowie Loh, no leaving please. ((=

6:21 p.m. - 08.04.2005

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Michelle Branch - All You Wanted

Edited:

I'm feelin' a little forlorn and the weather's not of of any help either.

Then again, perhaps I'll wait till the rain pours down and get myself drenched - after all, it's quite a saccharine stress-busting solution. =)

Okie, I'm tearing even before heaven does. I can't help getting all emo. right now. Girlfriend's home seems to be riding on a rollar coaster, not very good at all.

I wish there's some way to share this burden. pines.

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Did not attend school today. In which concludes that I've missed 4 phat periods of drawing and painting. Hmmmmm. Still, It's not like I'm playing truancy - My god-damn throat's performing a series of summersaults, damn bloody itchy please. ugh.

Ok 'nuff bullshitting. O level chinese are approaching and and, I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON A SINGLE WORD. )=

Perhaps I'ld start typing in han yu pin ying (spell!?) HRRRMMMM, whatever.

Here's Cheryl L's latest puny scope - you'ld never consume century eggs along with 100-plus, it gives out a very queer bitter-bling-a-bling sensation.

dfkljfsdlkjsdflksdjfklsdjffsdlkj!

Good bye.

2:19 p.m. - 07.04.2005

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obsession

This morning I woke up with blood-shot eyes - Not very appealing, I say.

I'm starting to love my school-kakies. =D I mean, tell me, have you ever encountered playing pepsi cola, dog and bone and skit playings at the fuckin' age of seventeenth?

HAHA.

They did, I did! And rollicking's the only adjective to descibe such immaturity. oh well..

Girlfriend's sleeping, again. rahh!

I'm bored.

So bye.

ps : It's raining again! yayie.

3:22 p.m. - 06.04.2005

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The wreckers - the good kind

Ok, maybe it isn't the final farewell after all. Hah, I just need to blog, shrugs.
I love today! (= We had 5 whole periods free ( that adds up to 2 and a half hours )which allows me to have a hellacious time bitching with the gems,Tee hee.

Wouldn't be meeting girlfriend for the whole of this week. Screw NTU, just screw 'em, pffft!

Hrmmmmm, Ok, what else.

Oh, my period came during Social Studies lesson and I fucking stained my skirt. ( shut up people, shut up! )

Digressin', have I mentioned that I like the Natural Confectionery gummies? They are always sucha major turn on, yum yum.

So anyway, PTM's on tomorrow. Mummy keeps insisting that I'ld actually attend it for the 1st time - She claims that it's quite a fruitful session - My bloody foot please.

Ok, nothing much to blog about anymore. Stroll down to see the prints I took with the tiny one on our 6th mth anni, heee!

-

7:31 p.m. - 04.04.2005

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things we never did

I'm gone, for good.

Goodbye, my final goodbye.

12:23 p.m. - 02.04.2005

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Wreckers - the good kind

A few more hours to go and I'll be in a 1/2 a year relationship - hee hee.

Nonetheless, Life have been rather "thrilling". Still, all the continuously quarrels with the cow actually made me realise how significant she is to me. (=

Digressin', school life has been rather unquiet. )= I detest the UPCOMING Os !!!

ROARR!

10:22 p.m. - 31.03.2005

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debussy

Fuck, I've lost my phone.

7:13 p.m. - 29.03.2005

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The wreckers - The good kinds

Assumptions

It'll never appear on my notebook again.

Bad or Phat? I'm uncertain as well.

Wedding bells and happily ever afters are now considered as a cliche.

7:33 p.m. - 28.03.2005

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breakaway

It's just a piece of metal, no biggie.

Save the tears, Cheryl.

11:01 p.m. - 27.03.2005

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sk8ter boy

I apprize tim tam caramel biscuits - simply delicious, I tell you.

Nehooves, taking a stroll under the noon's rain was rather gaiety, in a manner. I mean, it's been years since a proper rainfall occured - don't you think so? hmmms.

Girlfriend's working her butt off at Holland V's Coffee club tonight. I smell something bitter coming my way, oh whatever.

Allow me to digress.

Seriously, ex-girlfriends should get their heads chopped off. They're sucha no-no factor in every relationship - whatever, again. ugh

I think I make a great actress - after all, I'm sucha drama queen. YIPPE YA AYEEE!

Come clean, COME CLEAN! pffft.

6:34 p.m. - 26.03.2005

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complicated

Trace the path of steppin' stones,
Round and round and away I go.

A series of Unfortunate events evoked the Depression in accurate details.

reflect, child.

7:57 p.m. - 22.03.2005

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The wheels on the bus goes round and round

Girlfriend stayed over last night. We had sex and she demised from over-elation. Her wake'll be held at Rivervale crest, block 143.















































haha, JUST KIDDING! ( please don't murder me for this, tiny one. muacks. )

Disney On Ice-ing with my mama tomorrow. (=

Will muggin' at Changi Airport, along with the tiny one tonight. I've to start on my chinese - It's now or never. ugh!

Here's something blest to yak about.
My Dog's finally consuming stuff! ( She was down with false pregnancy, sigh. ) Even so, she's still diggin' and hidin' away from all of us - Pray that she'll get well soon, will you? =)

Alright, Gonna take a shower now. Bye.

Bernice: I can't access blogger's website. )= Mmmms, pass me your old html template tomorrow k? I'll get it fixed asap. <3

7:46 p.m. - 18.03.2005

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Lindsay Lohan - Rumors

Edited :

I was reading some indites which I know it'll be affecting, somehow.

Anyway, I shan't dwell on the amount of anguish it has cast on me. Instead, I came to know that most couples >(Not implying on us, baby =]) tend to make chunks of harebrained promises. All those, "I'll stand by you"s and "You're much needed"s never actually happened.

Nonetheless, I'll sidetrack from this piece of crap.

The day was rather droning, I say. Spent 1/2 of time downloading spongebob squarepants and the other 1/2 watching it.

It wasn't exactly neato. Still, go catch it if you're a die-hard fan of spongebob. (=

Hooveys, I wanna ask, has anyone watched Boogey Man? Reviews needed. =)

Alright, till then.

P/s : Baby, I still honour my words of the urges of wantin' to marry you, alright? =) YOU BETTER TOO! <3

-

The morning breeze's kissing my face - I'm lovin' it. (=

Seriously, I think I'll have to retake my chinese Os this year. I haven't started on my revision. Ughs. I need tips, badly.

Online shopping's draining out every cent of mine. Stop cheryl, Stop!

I'll blog again later, my mind's not merging with my fingers,yet.

Oh anyway, Welcome back, cheryl. (=

9:42 a.m. - 17.03.2005

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Accidentally in love

im sorry for blogging despite cheryl saying she is not gonna be here for the time being so humans please dun kill me for blogging on cheryl's behalf cause my little hippo is currently too busy shaking her butt with our dearest ham ham and xiao bai she cant even be bothered with me,needless to say,this blog.tsk.
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currently having a sorethroat now,so my silly girl came down to my place to give me a surprise.ahems.a bottle of honey water and two dumplings.what a weird combination right?!lol.but my throat aint helping.i have finished the whole bottle but nope.slacked around my house.we were doing stuffs we both enjoyed.=))or rather,is cheryl's lim's form of enjoyment as a flow.okie.nobody is gonna understand.it jus so happened my little baby came down ntu to attend this lecture with me and we were learning about flow...LOL.send her home and headed home
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not staying over at her place tonight cause i have 2 tests tml.so screwed.never study at all.but nevertheless,i went for my tuition just now.and when i reached home,i saw two more bottles of honey water!what a sweet baby i have!whee!
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honey says she wanna marry me!me me me!okie now tt sounds dumb but baby,
i love you!
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p/s:i wanna marry you too!
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signing off,
Mr Moo aka Celeste Loh

9:13 p.m. - 16.03.2005

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The Music Of The Night

I'm taking a break for a while.

come back soon.

7:52 p.m. - 07.03.2005

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Cheryl singings

okiee,so im too lazy to actually start a blog again,im borrowing mrs loh's.hopefully,she doesnt mind.but appaarently,she doesnt cause she is just on the line with me =))
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gonna have to be slightly a little more profound,cause afterall,its cheryl lim's blog im invading.if my standard of english actually waivered a little,she's gonna spend the rest of the night teasing me and making feel as if i do not deserve a A2 for my english Os. =/
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anyway,congrats to all who gotten fantastic results for their Os and As.All the straight As kias.when would i ever be part of that clan?dream on celeste =))
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just a brief entry,being busy with tuition and stuffs,but should be ending soon.since exams are in a month's time.OH SHYT!and im happily blogging/diarying here.gonna go mug soon i promise.
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mrs loh is playing mary has a little lamb on the fone using the fone's button.its so loud,she doesnt realise that her hubbie aint deaf.oh well,if it pleases her.the music is getting distorted,cant identify the song any longer,i reckon she is actually testing out her fone's buttons. =/
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cheryl jus went "hiya..."haha.want to how cute la!
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mrs loh came up to my fields to cook spag for mee.pats my tummy.tell me i aint getting flabby.im so loaded with projects,i feel like i can die.
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and i still wanna ramble,i want my new phone and mp3 baby. =((
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and babyy,thanks for letting me use ur blog.i had to log in a gazillion times cause you dint realise u gave me the wrong password.but i love you nevertheless. =D
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Celeste Loh aka
Mr Moo!

6:18 p.m. - 05.03.2005

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Angel of Music

This week's sunday's pretty monotonous. Gawd.

I've suddenly became very lazy - I've stopped all my dance classes, clearing the yard, coffee meet-ups and musical trainings. It's not exactly a phat thing. my muscles are drooping, yadda yadda yadda. To top it off, my dad keeps pestering me to resume my old activites.

It's indeed an irony - One minute he's asking me to be a goodie-two-shoes by staying home and when I do, he chases me out like some leech. pfffft!

Digressing, Mummy just bought me 3 pairs of pink boxers and 3 packets of Meji's jellybeans which I will most prolly consume 'em all in about 10 minutes time.

I like the phantom of the opera's soundtrack, Angel Of Music. It's currently on repeat mode, in which allows me to preach sing along with it, esp. on those high pitchy notes.

Seriously, I think I'm a very commendable opera singer. However, my dad thinks otherwise. He keeps insisting that I sound like a dead chicken trying to make a melody outta my crows. I reckon he's just jealous, that's why.

I'm adoring the weather now, PI TA PETAL !

Girlfriend's giving tuition, again. And yes, I'm feeling quite neglected. pines.

Lastly, Go catch A Series of Unfortunate Events. =) I've already downloaded it and I'm giving it 5 thumbs up.

ps : I've finished 2 packets of Jellybeans already. TEEHEE.

3:29 p.m. - 27.02.2005

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Puddle of Mud - She Hates Me

My Common Tests are on next week and I'm only at friggin' cold war (history).Seriously, I can just obtain duck eggs for my Os this year and end up stranded in ITE, working on hands-ons and dying from massive humiliation.

Ok, perhaps that sounded quite offensive, but my mind's tuned by my skanky parents - In which, ITEs are specially dedicated to bummers, so there.

I'm a little excited for school next monday.I can't wait to see the old buddies, esp Jess. =) I wanna nestle her till her head comes off, haha.

Digressing, my girlfriend's currently tutoring a lil male pervert. He keeps commenting that my girl's real sweet and even asked her to wear a skirt for the next few lessons. In addition, he wanted to show his puny balls to her yesterday?!

HE'S ONLY PRIMARY TWO FOR FUCK SAKE.

What's wrong with teachers these days. Don't they ever teach young boys not to show their kuku-birds to strangers?

GOD.

I tell you, at the rate these set of boys are going, Our divine state'll be filled with flashers and we can just forget about debating on casinos because NOBODY, NOBODY, will wanna come to Singapore anymore. SO, SAY BYE BYE TOURISTS AND HELLO TO TRAUMATIZED FEMALES.

Someone hand me a pack of Meji's jellybeans before I cut away his testicles and feed the dogs.

4:06 p.m. - 26.02.2005

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Gwen - Danger Zone

I'll be able to take my braces out in 4 months time, beat that - hah.

So anyway, O level results will be released this monday, mighty luck to all takers.

I'm friggin' bored right now so, yadda yadda yadda!

I miss Mr Loh, but she's apparently giving tuition ( god damn it! ) I NEED A TUTOR TOO! =(

I'm facing a mental blockage, So good night.

ps : This is crap.

7:58 p.m. - 24.02.2005

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electrio - i want u.

Edited :

The agonizing yowl made by the inestimable one was indeed torturing.

I've never tasted seen anything that bitter before.

Nothing that vehement has ever occurred before pines.

I pray for the little one to get well soon.

-

HAHA.



My posters came off the wall; My spring cleaning has gone to waste and my girlfriend's facing a nerve damaged.

Praise the lord, indeed.

Goodness! I just wanna embrace myself on a never-ending merry-go-round now, thankyouverymuch.

Anonymous : you're? (=

12:12 p.m. - 19.02.2005

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shit.

Try having an exiguous freak who is so swinish to even lend her laptop to me for a moment ( I've to get my dang powerpoint project done by tomorrow! )as a sister.

To top it off, we ended the I-simply-refuse-to-lend-you-my-laptop-cause-imtoo-selfish-to-lend-it-to-you dispute by having a major catfight, IN WHICH DISFIGURED MY FACE WITH A FUCKING BLUEBLACK AT THE TIP OF MY LEFT EYEBROW. ugh!

I tell you, all teachers should DIE! I mean it. Take My sister, Chew Hui Ling, Ng Pek Hoon ( It's not my fault that she has body odor !? ), That- Bitch-who-hates-me-cause-she-saw-me-holding-hands-with-my-girlfriend-on-the-136-bus as examples.

Oh great, Now my sister's trying to be all copacetic by asking me to give her my Natural Confectionery Orange Snake Gummies! ( Not that I like them anyway ) Still, BURN BURN BURN!

GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD!

So allow me to digress, although there's nothing phat to blog about.

I went to school today and did nothing except to stare at myself in the mirror and realised that I've a HUGE PIMPLE RIGHT SMACK ON THE FOREHEAD!? (Okie la, I'm Miss BIMBO! hehehe.) I also ran away from the vice principal's preaches ( It occured during Assembly!? Like hello, ASSEMBLY? SHOULDN'T THERE BE LION DANCERS AND CHA CHA SHIT INSTEAD OF FUCKING SQUEECKY PREACHES MADE BY FIGURE HEADS? )
by climbing over the back gate.

I think I sound super moronic in this entry, but who cares.

ps: CAN SOMEONE BE NICE AND PURCHASE FOR ME MEJI'S JELLYBEANS, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

6:48 p.m. - 16.02.2005

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Linkin park and Jay-Z - Numb / Encore

I woke up feeling all sore and heinous.

-

Father's friends will be coming over this evening - Open House for the majorly senior folks, hah. Meaning I'll be stuck in my room, checking out Meg Cabot's Princess Dairies and binging on Famous Amos - Tell me how abhorrent can my life be.

Seriously, My life's a total flip flop; I need a major makeover. I need an elusion. My thoat hurts from all the mammoth shoutings and gruesome violences.

Perhaps I'ld show the amount of bruises and scars imprinted on my skin . Who knows, I could gain sympathy cash out of it. (=

On a lighter note, I'll be meeting my girlfriend later - Which is phat since she's the one who makes things a-ok.

Nightmares gridlocked my mind last night. Sadly, I can't recall any details - Dream catchers currently needed please.

UGH. Can someone just stuck a pencil at the back of my head now.

8:41 a.m. - 12.02.2005

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Unchain Melody

=)) Isn't she the sweetest thang?

4:39 p.m. - 11.02.2005

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Rich Girl

The New Year's Outfit. =)

I smile.

Sister and me.

Again.

And again.

The rest are here, The Rooster Crows.

Today's visitings were crummy.

I'm tired to blog further, good night.

8:21 p.m. - 09.02.2005

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Switchfoot - Dare You To Move

Edited : I don't know what happened last night, but I sure hope that everything's alright.
I'm trying to hold myself back from judging...
The worse thing is no matter how much you've dismayed me, I cannot stop caring.

My heart's in tatters, and for what?

Something which I'm totally clueless about myself.

You can turn around, wreak my heart a thousand times.

Even so, I'm sticking to my stand -

I'll never leave.

-

I'm munching on Natural Confectionery's gatecrashers - The best midnight snack anyone can offer. (=

Ghost's currently screening on channel 5. Alright, despite the mammoth amount of times it has been played, it's apparently my first time viewing it la, hah. To top it off, Whoopi Goldberg wants to how funny please.

Let me divagate.

I've finally purchased my CNY clothings, along with the fashion tips provided by Miss Girlfriend. -smiles. Nonetheless, Heartland Mall actually sells rather nice garments.

Baby's now mugging and I feel a little neglected. pffft!

I reckon I'm about to have a major pimple outbreak. sqeecks.

11:19 p.m. - 05.02.2005

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Jaded.

Edited.

Kindly re-add me on friendster, haha. pinkshoelaces_@hotmail.com (=

-

Definitely the most appalling day ever.
Now I know, I'm nothing more than a housefly. sighs.

-

Crap shit.

I'm having the worse Friday in my entire life! My whole family's home and no, I don't exactly enjoy the "warmth" they bring.

My girlfriend just enquired if my feelings faded. =( ( THIS IS A VERY DOLEFUL THING BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN INCREASING SINCE MID-SEPTEMBER, 2004. )

My cheerleading squad almost murdered me for not bringing the CD for practice, again.

My school teacher wants to send me for counselling!? All because I've not been attending lessons, unlike geeky Mary.

Seriously, It's either I die from bulimia or the massive amount of offal I'm gaining.

And my cure's happily tutoring gi gi na na now.

HELLO CEL LOH, YOU'RE NEEDED. )=

Digressing, I've not gotten any new clothings nor shoes nor a hairdo.

New year my ass please.

I shall stuff myself with birthday cakes and frozen pizzas - Food seems to be the best solution.

HANNAR, I'm sucha drama queen.

Let me divigate - Here's something tickling.

Flora: I brought Xiao Bai out for a walk today.
Me: Uh-huh.
Flora: Then we came across this orange cat with a very long tail.
Me: Orh, I bet xiao bai started chasing it.


Flora: NO, she ran away.

Tell me, how silly can my dog get?

6:34 p.m. - 04.02.2005

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the rasmus - guilty

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;kjfdl;kjgldkfsjgdlkfgjdlsfkgjdflkgjdflsjktdfgkljdfl;gjdfkljgldfkjgsdf

I'm not exactly very happy.

why?

My mens came this morning.
My girlfriend declined the PR status for my place. ( I'm trying to be a compromiser, time needed here. )
My cramps are murdering me.
My craving for Mee Hoon kueh's going on and off.
I miss my girlfriend.
I wanna snuggle my girlfriend

ARGHHHHHHHHH.

I can just throw 30,000 raisin buns in the sky right now. pfffft!

I WANT MY COW, NOW!!

11:08 a.m. - 03.02.2005

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The Rasmus - In My Life

Okay, I was taking a study break yesterday, and I realised you can actually obtain alot of things from A simple Life 2 - road trip, no kiddin'.

- You can dress up in short pink skirts and sway your buttock infront of old ah cheks. Then, you can start ka-ing their buckaroos.

- I can start a nude resort, right here in Singapore. Then you can see my face all over S'pore's Straits Times.

- You can get free burgers by flashing your breasts. ( I can't use this trick cause I'm totally boob-less, how saddening. Maybe I'ld get implants.)

Digressing, I've chunks of tasks to be completed.

- Get the stuff I've purchased online.
- Start picking cheerleading songs.
- Chorograph Cheerleading steps.
- Start appreciating school ( no more ponnings, I've received 3 warning letters already. )= )
- Start working on my coursework.
- Obtain 50 dollars, by niggardly.
- Remind daddy to get The phantom's dvd and lend it to Joey.
- Sign up for my piano lessons.
- STUDY.
- Spend time with girlfriend. =)
- Cook breakfast for girlfriend =))
- Train my vocals and be the next S'pore Idol, HAHAHAHA.
- Sign up for dance lessons as well.
- Get another tattoo.

Lastly, did i mention that I love Jessica H? She's just so bitchy. =D

3:44 p.m. - 30.01.2005

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dip it low

I love my girlfriend and her silly bundles of goo-goo-ga-gas.

So,
HANDS OFF, please. =)

I'm one fucked up brat, I swear. I ought to learn how to save.

So anyway, my girlfriend and I have plans for our on going future.

We'll,

- Obtain a 100k by saving ( Then she will marry me ! )
- Buy a Penthouse. =D
- Have 3 dogs, which includes Xiao Bai.

ok la, only like this for now. haha.

I'm exhausted. Hence, GOOD NIGHT.

12:45 a.m. - 30.01.2005

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the rasmus - f f falling

2 more days! =D

I've been going online shopping these few days despite being low on cash. Pfffft!

BUDGET, CHERYL!

Had a blast with the cow yesterday.
Secrets pouring and memory track backs. =) nothing beats that, trust me.

Alright, I'm going to get my teeth brushed and head over to shop and save, I'm fucking craving for kueh ber lu (spell?)

8:13 a.m. - 29.01.2005

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I dont wanna miss a thing

Edited.

All's well now.


Will someone please wipe away this creased smile of mine.

Call me irksome cheryl, I totally deserved it.

I've not received any texts nor calls since 3.30 pm.

Indeed, I fear the worse.

4 more days, will it even come?

fuck those tears, I'm pondering too much.

Then again, life seems meaningless, for now

I need you, can't you sense it?

-

I'm addicted to Aerosmith's I don't wanna miss a thing. (=

-

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing,
Watch you smile while you are sleeping,
While you are far away and dreaming,
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender,
I could stay lost in this moment forever,
Where a moment spent with you is a moment I treasure,

I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep,
Cause I miss you baby, And I don't want to miss a thing,
Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do,
I still miss you baby and I don't want to miss a thing

Lying close to you feeling your heart beating,
And I wondering what you are dreaming,
Wondering if it's me you are seeing,
Then I kiss your eyes and thank god we're together,
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever and forever forever

And I don't want to miss one smile,
I don't want to miss one kiss,
I just want to be with you right here with you,
Just like this, I just want to hold you close,
I feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment,
For all of the rest of time

Does the bold phrases ring a bell?


My mum wants to send me into the girls' home. =)

6:47 p.m. - 27.01.2005

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leave or take

I HATE READING COMMENTS THAT AREN'T AFFECTING BUT ARE AFFECTING.

okie, irony it seems but I dont care. why? Because Miss Lim just saw something which blinded her eyes so badly - it's urging her to slaughter a billion chickens.

GOOD NIGHT.

8:11 p.m. - 25.01.2005

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bubblin

The abrupt yet lurid quarrel almost led to many dire measures.
However, we still managed to stand tall and overcome this dismaying grabber.

Cel Loh, I love you.

I love the way you run your fingers through my hair; I love the goodnight kisses and yes, I love the amazing slumber nights.

I love the eyeful sunflowers( from you =) ) ; I love the tasteful gummies. I love your silly texts ; I love your for grins voicemails.

All in all, I love every single bit of you.

No, I'll never get fatigued of you and No, I'll never get irritated with you.

Trust me, I'll definitely find an eraser, elephantine enough to rub away the unstable securities you've possessed for me.

This, I promoise. =)

9:51 p.m. - 24.01.2005

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in the shadows

I'm sipping on milo while typing this - it's already my 4th cup. I reckon I'll soon turn into a milo tumbler.

Divagating, I'm rather antagonized with my girlfriend, indirectly. I mean, despite the past revolting tannings, she's still 10000 times darker than me. )= It's a-ok though, I'll persevere! However, I fear that I'll get skin cancer leh. -pouts at girlfriend-

So anyway, I've gotten a new pair of specs.



QUICK, SAY HELLO TO THE NEW CATWOMAN OF SINGAPORE! Hu Ha!

Girlfriend just called to inform that she ends work at seven today and to break the news of the cancellation of tomorrow's tuition. =D

That means, we'll be having lunch at chinatown after all. yayie

Lastly, I've this prodigious bruise on my left leg. See,



=(

alright, Off to start on my A maths homework ( I'm always saying this, but I'm serious, really. )

4:51 p.m. - 23.01.2005

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you make me wanna

Edited.

I've been sun-basking in my backyard for the past 2 days, naked.

The results?



Ok, so which looks better?

Alright, I'm lazy to blog further. Hence, I'm sealing this off with the neoprint I took with the cow last friday, enjoy.



-

School was heinous, I swear. The teachers are all out to get massacre us or something. I mean, the amount of homework I'm receiving? DANG! It's enough to make me strip and run around the school - along with a new pair of lingerie. OKKKKK, maybe I'm exaggerating just a puny bit. Still...

So digressin' from that, I sashayed to Hougang's POSB to reactivate my ATM card after school today. Ok, I don't know if I possess this over-friendly face or something but this little shaver from North Vista Secondary School came dashing into the bank and ended up queuing behind me. ( SWAY LA, I TELL YOU. )Ok, the thing's she was all sweaty and fetid. I almost fainted at that instant, I swear. If you think that's bad enough - NO! The best's yet to come.

So, little Miss North Vista took a step nearer to me and started a conversation.

Her: Wah! ( sliva spitting all over my face ) SO MANY PEOPLE AHHH! ( I tell u, the amplitude of her voice's enough to deafen my ears )
ME: -blinks-
Her: YOU HELP ME HOLD THIS FOR A WHILE OK!? ( stuffed her smutty NPCC uniform into my hands )

Hence, she started counting the amount of people who was queuing before her, aloud.

Her: 15 MORE PEOPLE LEH! SO LONG! WAH LAO LAH. MY DADDY STILL WAITING FOR ME IN THE CAR. OH. SO WHAT SCHOOL ARE YOU FROM? YOUR BANK BOOK VERY NICE LEH. YOU NO HAVE ATM CARD? WHY MUST YOU QUEUE?

And yes, all this questions were asked in one go.

Try telling me she's not the reincarnation of a bullet train and I'll slap you with a bloody fish.

Ok, I'm off to complete my A maths worksheet, till then.

ps : GF'S COMING OVER TONIGHT. (= No Beryl, We'll not have sex or whatsoever.

6:49 p.m. - 18.01.2005

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nelly - flap your wings

Blueprints :
Mr. Moo , Let's play pretend.


CIP was shit.

NO! It wasn't those typical days where you walk around with cling qing clang clang tins, begging the public for loose shillings. Instead, we had to move from one household to another,
collecting recyleable items ( I call them debris ).

Despite the fact that we were only assigned ta 1 block of flats; it was fucking fatiguing.
We've received televisions, radios, old CPUs, printers, books and not forgetting, ragged newspapers - totally beyond the amount of dregs I've expectation to get.

All in all, the day wasn't exactly satisfying.

Anyway, from this, I can proudly divulge that singaporeans are practically the meanest I've seen. They can be totally bounteous discarding their superannuated items but when it comes to cash donations, they shudder and try to avoid you/me to their fullest extent.

In conclusion,

THE CROWD'S A BUNCH OF SUCKERS!!!

ok, I'm one of 'em too, but I don't care. -proudly waves the sucker flag-

7:14 a.m. - 15.01.2005

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over.

Blueprints :
Mr. Moo , Let's play pretend.

SJC ain't that appalling.

Ok, I'm being bribed by the treat they gave the secs 4/5 - Each, a 4-course set lunch at Jack's place.

yummylicious. (=

ps : if photos can't be viewed, click here.

10:00 p.m. - 12.01.2005

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guilty.

I love you, candice. (=

-

Ok,the first week of school was unnerving. I actually gave 2/5 of it a miss.Seriously reckon I'ld wipe out that good girl image that's clinging onto my braincell. I mean, who am I kiddin'?

So anyway, The weekend was well spent. I, finally, met up with Celest,Candice and Joey. =)

The second week of school resumes tomorrow today. Crap. I can jolly well pluck my hair out and stick it on the back of my door. Oh yes, It's that ghastly.

On a lighter note, Gf will be my personal escort to school, as always. =) See! The wellness of being in a healthy relationship. =D

ok, shut up cheryl.

12:04 a.m. - 10.01.2005

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ugh.

I wanna quit school, NOW.

9:24 p.m. - 03.01.2005

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drama queen

The morning rain's enough to take over the role of my alarm clock. Dang it.

Here's something to ponder about :

My sis told me that the tsunami thangy could be a way to sweep away the martyrdoms each victim was facing.

I don't know, but if you were to look at it from a different prospect, it's rather convincing. shrugs.

School offically begins tomorrow. I'm going to mug my ice cold ass off, I promise!

Oh. Happy 3rd month to us! yay!

9:08 a.m. - 02.01.2005

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nothing.

The tsunami incident was affecting. )=

Fuck the 12 days of Christmas.

12:22 a.m. - 31.12.2004

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silent night

Christmas Eve was a blast. However, no Tequila shots nor vigorous dance moves were featured this time round. In short, Clubbin' was excluded.

Instead, I had the most spellbinding moment with the cow. (=

Did the usuals. In which consist of,
- Meeting up with her in the morning.
- Sending her ta work.
- Fetching her from work.
- Catching a movie. (I'll get to it later.)
- Being a regular fan of Hotel 81.

Even so, everythang was perrrfect.

So anyway, the movie we caught?

The Phantom Of The Opera.

Boring it seems, but I'm giving it 5 popcorns. Uh, no. Make that a hundred.

Alas, everything was fantastic. =) It's definitely a delightful treat.

Alright. Lastly, Merry Christmas everyone.

7:02 p.m. - 25.12.2004

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sunday morning

Got my hair snipped.

I look like a bloody butch now. Well, that's what my girlfriend claimed, indirectly. =(

On a lighter note,

My sister's going to teach in Cedar Girls' Seo.

Hah. I mean, with a height like that? Definitely something to laugh about.

10:43 p.m. - 20.12.2004

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nothing

3 distinctions, five points in total. =)

I'm over the moon. grins.

6:55 p.m. - 17.12.2004

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usher - burn

I'm riding on a 3000 hoops rollar coaster.

A whirlpool has just invaded, things are going topsy-turvy. My parents, my sister and my peers are pretty much the reasons of this sinus headache.

whatever.

suddenly, everything/everyone's missing in action. I detest this serene feeling.

4:44 p.m. - 11.12.2004

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all i want for xmas

Due to the dang rain,tanning was cancelled. Hence, papa cowie went to get her hair coloured - blue and ash/golden white, simply ravishing I say.

8:15 p.m. - 06.12.2004

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five colours in her hair

/ edited.

colour my painting ; ilovethecow. (= says:
YOU

colour my painting ; ilovethecow. (= says:
SMELLY COW

colour my painting ; ilovethecow. (= says:
I WILL EAT U 1ST CAN.

colour my painting ; ilovethecow. (= says:
DESPITE HW SMELLY YOU ARE

love, moo moo! says:
u wanna eat me?!]

love, moo moo! says:
CANNOT

love, moo moo! says:
i dun allow consumption of beef

love, moo moo! says:
I DUNCH LET

love, moo moo! says:
i mus protect my fellow cowies

love, moo moo! says:
i joined the save the cows CLUB OKIE!

love, moo moo! says:
.flash badge.

love, moo moo! says:
why u keep dotting me!!!!

love, moo moo! says:
dun worrie

love, moo moo! says:
i will go join e save hippo club too okie

love, moo moo! says:
LOL

love, moo moo! says:
im not so mean

love, moo moo! says:
i wunt eat u

love, moo moo! says:
i'll preserve u



My girl just want to be how silly please.

-

Here's a good way to enjoy a sunday morning - Try Creating havoc under your sheets. =)

Anyway, Why do folks prefer to have sex in the midst of the night? hur hur.

Digressin' a little, I'm bored shit. My girl has been burning calories by convincing idiots ( I classified her customers as idiots/morons/whatever. I mean, Why in the world would you wanna purchase your watches from her!? ) to get guess watches -smirks at papa cowie-

Nonetheless, it's a phat thing tt she decided to resign. Why? Because I've just received the news that A has just been employed. I mean, I can't imagine my girl having breakfast, lunch, dinner or even supper with her. eeeecks.

Tanning tomorrow with the cow, can't wait.

ps : CAN SOME1 TEACH ME HW ON EARTH DO U DELETE SONGS FROM YOUR I-POD MINI!? thankyouverymuch.

8:33 p.m. - 05.12.2004

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these words

I BLOODY GOT FIRED FROM GODIVA LA.

DON'T ASK! pffft.

NEVERMIND, I've already prepared a WHATWILLIDOIFIGETFIRED list.

Firstly, I will get tanner! OH YES, I WILL.

Secondly, I will start my street jazz lessons, again!

Thirdly, I will continue going for all my modeling interviews.

Fouthly, I will start muggin' !

AND LASTLY,

I WANT TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH MY GIRRRRLFRIEND!

OK LA, I'M DEPRESSED!

'nuff said.

7:04 p.m. - 03.12.2004

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white house.

It's a meridian mistake to regard you as my closest friend.

I'm seriously appalled by your contrive acts - The scanty promises, Your coquet behavior and your fucking impeccable look. Betrayal has never tasted this sweet bitter.

I've seen it all. Hence, pardon me from shutting the door.

Once bitten, twice shy.

I'm striking your name off, good bye.

fuck shit.

6:43 p.m. - 29.11.2004

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eyes on you

The morning delivery - crispy waffle crisps topped with fresh velvety chocolate milk. Totally nectareous, I say.

gramercy, papa cow. =)

Finally, 'm off from work today.Even so, miss fever came to sojourn. And yes, the best description to descibe such abhor moments, "WAH LAO LEH. $$%#^&&^%$#^^*&". pffft.

Let me digress, I realised, if you were to reflect onto your previous blogs, you can actually die from something called, frolicsome syndrome .

Not convinced? here's an example :

"har har.. i went to compass point today. it was my first time dere ok i noe i noe i'm being beri sua ku ... (meaning outdated) bud it's nt my fault u noe ... blah."

Note the opening, the amount of dots and the lang. and mind you, I wrote that 2 years back.

Anyway, Here's my point - See the wonders of IRC, it follows you, hah.

PSLE results are out today. The highest scorer's from Sengkang Primary.

OK! -rings the cowbell- Who wants to make a bet with me, THAT's gonna be the hottest gossip among market ah sohs.

Trust me, you can walk from the fish section all the way to the yong tau fu department and can still hear,

"AYEEE. NI ZHI BU ZHI DAO!? PSLE DE TOP SCORRER SHI CONG SENGKANG PREIMARY SKOOL DEE LEHS"

and it'll spread to the bagamala section, along with an elephantine amount of sliva flying in all directions.

How will I know that,
.
because, I'm part of them as well.

IM A SAN PA please. ( and that makes you, celeste loh, a san gong, Idon'tcare. )

12:52 p.m. - 25.11.2004

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car wash

I'VE GOT A JOB! (and its starting today! )

will be selling chocos for Godiva. =)
So, choco-lovers, please friggin' buy your chocos from, me, me, me! BECAUSE, i needa earn the extra commission. -smiles sweetly-

nonetheless, my IC's missing. I reckon it's stranded at hotel 81 or in mr ah pek's yellow taxi.

I'm craving for gummy bears, ugh.

Divagating,Lavender's hotel 81 suck tits. I'm going to write a bloody repine letter, I swear.

-

Greatest apologies for everything,anything. You know, I love you and that's enough. (=

4:41 a.m. - 22.11.2004

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die another day

I love,
CELEST,CANDICE,JOEY,CIA,CAT,NIKK,SUE,RHONDA AND BERYL

to friggin' bits. (=

and Celeste Loh,
I love you too.

5:24 p.m. - 04.01.2000

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work it

ISN'T HE THE CUTEST THING!? -drools-

and my girlfriend just want to ignore me now, IDONTLIKE!

1:06 a.m. - 04.01.2000

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The opposite dogs barkings.

I'm RAGING!

I mean, its been a day, A FUCKING LONG DAY and no, my phone hasn't even rang once PFFFFFFT!

So anyway, Today's modelling interview was crap. I got in, with the addition of a 6-weeks grooming course, for free.

HOWEVER,

I've to fork out 550 buckaroos for a set of professional make-up. Say, how true's that. Nonetheless, I've decided to cross it out of my list.

So basically, I'll go for another modelling interview at Jeffrey Chung's. And if it's another scam, I'll rip their mouths and wash them in mo pi kau, I MEAN IT!

Digressing, My mum's suffering from menopause ( she's only 44 years of age! ), She enjoys calling my mobile like a gazillion times for no apparent reason.

I highly reckon my dad's the cause of it. I mean, he's always travelling around the globe, yadda yadda. And it's amazing how she hides her insecurities.

If it was me, I'ld have preached at Celeste and ask her to wash the cows' arses.

But then again, She(as in my mum) somehow behaves rather queerly, no wait, I think she's losing it or something. WHY? I mean,

WHO ON EARTH WILL ACTUALLY ENJOY RUNNING ROUND THE HOUSE, CARRYING AN EMPTY PLASTIC BOTTLE, JUST TO SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA MY DOG ( oh yes, the adorable xiao bai! )

Or or,

Singing her own version of Do-Re-Mi to ma dog.

Or or or,

Dancing to the tune of The Hokey Pokey.

Tsk.

I wonder if Hail Mary ever go thru such stages, hur.

5:02 p.m. - 19.11.2004

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just lose it

1) The place where the story, The Hunchback of Notre dame was inspired.
2) The Clock tower of London
3) The leaning tower of Pisa
4) Wine bottles with Hitler faces printed on them. ( Sorry Joey, they were too expensive [ each costing 40 fucking Euros ])
5) Rome (=
6) Effie Tower of Paris
( All photos are edited by Adobe Photoshop )

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I swear Singapore's employers've something against people like me! why? I went for about 30 job interviews today, and none, NONE fucking accepted me ( They claim they'll contact me, soon. pffft! ). Yes, How rattling.

Nonetheless, Miss Lim here ain't giving up, hah. So here's my plan for tomorrow,

- Meet my girlfriend at 11 am.
- Head down to BHI for my modelling interview.
- After which, meet Cat Yeo.
- Proceed to Suntec's Giodano for some shit.
- Roam round Singapore and search for more kick-ass jobs.

And if I'm not employed by tomorrow, I will, I will,
Live on my girlfriend for the rest of my life,
AMEN.

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Digressing, I saw FELICIA CHIN today! She's simply ravishing, I say. And yes, I was being like those typical 5566 fans, in which,







TADA!

I asked her to take a picture with me. gulps.

Ok, I know, I hold resembles to a constipated duck, thankyouverymuch.

12:28 a.m. - 18.11.2004

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london bridge is falling down

Thousands apologys for not being able to reply your comments, I'M BLOODED STRANDED IN ITALY !

Digressing, I've so much to blog about please. I saw,

The church of St peter's
The leaning tower
yadda yadda yadda

I knw, I'm sucha show off. LOL

Nonetheless,

TO MY DEARESTS OUT THERE ( you guys shld knw who you are =) )

BONDING SOON!!!!!

oh yes, happy 1st month to me and my hons. GRIN.

7:29 a.m. - 01.11.2004

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nil.

Hie all! (= I'm at ROME now please.

Nonetheless, my com's still down. hah.

OK, i've nothing much to blog about anyway.

Pictures will be uploaded in 14 days time ( that's if my com's back. )

8:10 a.m. - 30.10.2004

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some jj song.

Com's down.
Currently using cat's com. (=
Nehooves, will be meetin' cia, nikk, alex, celest tonight! grins.

4:29 p.m. - 15.10.2004

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car wash.

Last 2 papers are on tomorrow - Art and E Maths paper 2 yayie!

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Will be meeting cowie tomorrow. (= We'll be Movie marathon-ing!!

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Nehooves, I highly reckon my dad's having a mistress behide our backs. Ok, whatever, till then. (=

11:35 p.m. - 07.10.2004

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more to life

English paper was a breeze. (=

History was atrocious please, hmph. I actually left a 6 marks question, BLANK !? -slaps forehead- To top it off, the answer decided to pop into my head just after I handed in my scripts. sulks

THERE GOES MY DISTINCTION!

And my girlfriend wants to how mean to me!? IDON'TCARE!

RAHHHHH!!!!!!

9:18 p.m. - 04.10.2004

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is it cause im cool

MY AFTER N LEVEL MUST DO LIST ! =D

- Find a job.
- Fish for clothes.
- Get my hair coloured.
- Lose weight. )=
- Go for my dance auditions.
- Fatten up my girlfriend.
- Sing songs to Cat yeo, everyday.
- Meet up with CELEST, CANDICE, JOEY, DAPH, RHONDA, CIAA, NIKK and BERYL CHUA!


that's it, for now.

7:18 p.m. - 03.10.2004

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X tina - Car Wash

Gave Jazz ballet a miss today, am too exhausted.
Ns offically starts next week, amen.


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/ I'm totally mesmerized by you,

9:38 a.m. - 03.10.2004

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more than words

I'VE OBTAINED MY VERY OWN FAT COW. (=

12:18 a.m. - 01.10.2004

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I like that

Ever received a bouquet of sunflowers surrounded by a dozen of candles?

Well, I had. (=

10:23 p.m. - 30.09.2004

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someday i will know

Skipped school, again. gulps.

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The cow came by my place for green weeds today. (=
Even so,
all thanks to her cryptic offer ( "I go down kovan ok?" ) , I ended up getting dressed for no apparent reason. I mean, it wasn't my fault. I thought she was prattling about, KOVAN MRT. pffft.

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Caught Miss Teen USA 2004 on channel five. I'M JEALOUS!! The girls were simply comely please. Shall blog more abt them tml, grins.

/ I've finally obtained the adequate feeling, from you. (=

12:41 a.m. - 30.09.2004

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white house

Just completed a draft painting for my N level art piece. gulps



Ugly like shyt please.
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Did this a couple of days ago,





SAY NO TO RACISM! ( Doesn't apply for Joey's case though, hah. )

fuck this feeling. ugh.

1:45 a.m. - 29.09.2004

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i will carry you.

edited - 6.13pm

Crap. I can stuff my head into a pigeon hole and go hoot hoot for the rest of my life.

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Got a new phone - Samsung E600c. (=

School was pretty frolicking. grins.
Haiyah, I've nothing much to blog about - my mind's as clean as a sheet of paper.

Till then.

/ Your amorous deportment - I'm lovin' it.

5:02 p.m. - 28.09.2004

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every little thing that you do ( i think )

Adobe's finally working. (=
People whom I'm supposed to create layouts for, leave a tag.
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Screw it, I detest 'em. pines.

3:12 a.m. - 26.09.2004

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break away

I want to supplant the current layout with another. yadda.

The thing is, my god damn photoshop's down. )=

Nehooves, My thoat feels parched and my forehead's as ardent as the sultry sands of Sahara Desert.

I MISS,

CELEST,JOEY,CANDICE,
CHERYL,VAL, DAPHNE,RHONDA,MELODY,BERYL,LI HUA,
CAT YEO,EE LING,LILIAN,SUE,BUBU,
AK,DEX,CIA,JENNY,
JOLENE,
DENYSE,RAV